Belize here I come

So in less than two weeks I”m heading to Belize, a small country just south of the Mayan Riveriera in Mexico. They speak English (it used to be a commonwealth country and the queen is still on their currency); they are ruled by British common law and it has a fantastic variety of beautiful white sand beaches, coral reefs and jungle. And property is really cheap! Ahem, speaking of which, I’ll be looking at property while I”m down there. Anybody want to go hang in Belize for indefinite periods, clearing trails and building shacks for me? Once I buy my retirement property, I’ll be needing adventurous types to come help out! It’ll be a fun commune....