France

Haley and I arrived in Paris at around noon and found our way to the hotel which is in the 15th arrondissement. The subway system signage is much improved from what I remember back in the early ’90s. Now there are apps to help you get around. It was raining...

Holland to France

Currently in Brussels waiting on the train for some ‘operation’ to be completed. I think they’re switching engines or something. I was just travelling backwards at over 200km per hour. Feel slightly nauseated by travelling backwards but I’ll...

The way there

Currently surfing along the jet stream at 37,000 smelling the magnificence of a fellow passenger’s sinister flatulence. My neighbour was forced to tell me at an opportune time that the odorous ness did not in fact belong to him. I will find out whose it is and...