Caracol Mayan sleepover

So I got picked up by a man named gonzo to start my trip to the Mayan temple. I got the VIP treatment as it turns out the head of archaeology for Belize and his entourage are traveling with us. So I got to meet his family and hang out with them. What a nice man. We...

Of caves and temples

Having a better time of it now thankfully. A local Lebanese / creole guy jimmy in town here is my man. He runs a restaurant and tour company and likes to brag about how he won the national grill master competition against some rich douchebags with $10000 grills. I...

Sketchy

So definitely no paradise here in Belize. Parts of it seem sketchy to me but maybe I’m getting old. Spent on night in Hopkins which I was expecting to be laid back and hippy but instead was shifty and run down. When I asked the crazy lady at the guesthouse why...