Aug 11, 2014 | Uncategorized
Currently in Brussels waiting on the train for some ‘operation’ to be completed. I think they’re switching engines or something. I was just travelling backwards at over 200km per hour. Feel slightly nauseated by travelling backwards but I’ll...
Aug 3, 2014 | Uncategorized
Currently surfing along the jet stream at 37,000 smelling the magnificence of a fellow passenger’s sinister flatulence. My neighbour was forced to tell me at an opportune time that the odorous ness did not in fact belong to him. I will find out whose it is and...
Jul 24, 2014 | Uncategorized
So I’ve learned a few things about Europe in the past few days. Car Rental in France Very complicated. Particular when you think you are saving money by getting a fancy new Visa card which offers insurance on rental cars. Except for that clause I heard rumour of...
Jul 15, 2014 | Uncategorized
I’m leaving for Europe in about two weeks which seems INSANE. This always happens before I travel… doesn’t seem quite possible, but here I am hemmoraging money so it must be true. I’ve booked nearly everything but am currently waiting for my...
